Hunter, I told you not to chew on your PW-50! Now get back here and play your Wii and eat your meds! When riding is outlawed, only outlaws will ride.
Thank you CPSC. I'm not making this shit up. Read it here: LINK. Quads and mini bikes outlawed because kids might absorb lead from paint or batteries?
Seriously. If a kid eats the battery out of his dirt bike, as far as I'm concerned he had it coming and it's just natural selection thinning the herd. Which we could use right now. WTF?