Scenes from a Circle Jerk

How much for these risers?

$90

What's the lowest you'll go?

$75

Will you take $50?

Conversations like this are why I hate the Chaps & 'do rag masquerade balls that pose as motorcycle events. Well, that, and questions like this:

(pointing at risers) Are these helmet locks? Where do you put the key?

Wrap it in a lone wolf beer coozie and shove it up your ass.

The Slsb City Riot can't get here fast enough...

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